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What I Learned From Every Woman I’ve Ever Compared Myself To
THE PRETTY SHITTY HOTLINE: "sex on the first date... yes or no?"
Is Decision Making an Aphrodisiac?
The Myth of The Independent Woman
I have something to show you!!!
Even Defeatists Need Their Diamonds
The Human Pendulum Effect of NYC
Dopamine Economics & The Death of Party in the USA
Voice Note #24: Am I addicted to Disappointment?
The Narcissism of Reinventing Yourself
Voice Note #23: it's july 4th, let's talk about america
Voice Notes #22: listen up fun suckers
Voice Note #21: My aura is gas station sushi
People Are Smoking Cigarettes Again
What Do We Owe Our Friends? P.2
Pretty Girls Sleep Near the Bombs
Voice Note #20: i have gingivitis
You Need Some Goddamn Humanity Up in Here
Voice Note #19: it's 6:48am & i need a lobotomy
Are Beta Blockers the New Adderall?
Voice Note #18: wtf am i waiting for ???
Friday Bite: Boom Boom Trend Say What???
Voice Note #17: Screw ur insurance company, Todd. I wanna be a mermaid.
HOW TO FIX YOUR HAGGARD HAIRCUT IN 57ish MINUTES
Voice Note #16: The Inevitable PSA
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